-legos should not be out with someone under 3 in the room
-legos should be promptly put away so pieces aren't lost (not including put together things)
-legos should not be taken anywhere
since we all know if you lose some at someones house they will just throw them in with their legos and they are lost to you forever and you wont be able to complete that starship that you are totally going to build one of these days and now it wont have the light 3rd from the right on the left wing.
another thing I freak out about is bird feathers. When I was little I totally thought my mom was full of crap but now Im all like AHHH BIRD FEATHERS DONT TOUCH IT IT HAS DISEASES
yeah I know my poor poor kids...that I may someday have.